Acquiring this shirt is going to be the most proud moment of your life.
Maybe you’ve had kids. That’s nothing.
Maybe you’ve got a PhD. Also nothing.
Maybe you’ve climbed Mount Everest. Also, also nothing.
Maybe you’ve cured a disease. Also, also, also nothing.
Becoming a member of the New Narrative Training Committed Club? Now that’s something.
When you get this shirt. Wear it everywhere. Show everyone how cool you are.
Worried about it getting gross and skinky? You should probably get multiple.
Now here are the boring details from the manufacturer:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
PSA.
This product description is infested with sarcasm. If you have kids, a phd, have climbed Everest, or cured a disease, you have our utmost respect.
Acquiring this shirt is going to be the most proud moment of your life.
Maybe you’ve had kids. That’s nothing.
Maybe you’ve got a PhD. Also nothing.
Maybe you’ve climbed Mount Everest. Also, also nothing.
Maybe you’ve cured a disease. Also, also, also nothing.
Becoming a member of the New Narrative Training Committed Club? Now that’s something.
When you get this shirt. Wear it everywhere. Show everyone how cool you are.
Worried about it getting gross and skinky? You should probably get multiple.
Now here are the boring details from the manufacturer:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
PSA.
This product description is infested with sarcasm. If you have kids, a phd, have climbed Everest, or cured a disease, you have our utmost respect.
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